Indian Cricket Team Composition in 2037
BCCI President: Rabri Devi (because Lalu Prasad Yadav has already served two times and he couldn't contest again! So, he made Rabri Devi as the president using all his influence.)
BCCI Treasurer: Vijay Mallya's son
Manager: Sangita Bijlani
Coach: Not just one coach! The following are all the coaches for various functions.
Pace Bowling Coach: Shoaib Akhtar replacing Bret Lee
Medium-pace (hallu ): Sachin Tendulkar err....Sachin is still playing...sorry, it's Mithali Raj, the ex-captain of women's world cup winning Indian Women Cricket Team!
Slow Medium-pace (thoda hallu): Anil Kumble
Very Slow Medium-pace (aur thoda hallu): Ravi Sastri (part time) & Sanath Jayasurya (full time) assisted by Narayan Kartikeyan
Dead Slow Bowling Coach: Mandira Bedi
Under-arm Bowling Coach (neeche se penkh): Sachin Tendulkar's son (naam bhul gaya) assisted by Dona Ganguly
Spin Bowling Coach: Sunieiel Shetty & Shahid Kapoor
Wicket Keeping Coach: Parthiv Patel (yea...he will be the youngest coach in the world that time)
Now batting coaches
11 coaches for 11 batsmen in the batting order starting from openers:
Sunieiel Shetty, Rohan Gavaskar, Aamir Khan, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Gracy Singh, Smriti Irani, Mona Singh, Prabhu Deva, Rajnikant, Nagma & Shahid Kapoor in the batting order.
Running between the wickets coach: P.T. Usha
Catch Practice Coach: Govinda assisted by Emran Hashmi
Massage Therapy: Mallika Sherawat
Fitness & Yoga Coach: Baaba Ramdev
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