A Nice Joke on 'Confidence'
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told
that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : "If it is
the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even
take off." !!!!
That is called Confidence!!!
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Chainees Food!
This is next to my house. If that guy sees this, he is going to file a defamation case against me!
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Indian Cricket Team in 2037
Indian Cricket Team Composition in 2037
BCCI President: Rabri Devi (because Lalu Prasad Yadav has already served two times and he couldn't contest again! So, he made Rabri Devi as the president using all his influence.)
BCCI Treasurer: Vijay Mallya's son
Manager: Sangita Bijlani
Coach: Not just one coach! The following are all the coaches for various functions.
Pace Bowling Coach: Shoaib Akhtar replacing Bret Lee
Medium-pace (hallu ): Sachin Tendulkar err....Sachin is still playing...sorry, it's Mithali Raj, the ex-captain of women's world cup winning Indian Women Cricket Team!
Slow Medium-pace (thoda hallu): Anil Kumble
Very Slow Medium-pace (aur thoda hallu): Ravi Sastri (part time) & Sanath Jayasurya (full time) assisted by Narayan Kartikeyan
Dead Slow Bowling Coach: Mandira Bedi
Under-arm Bowling Coach (neeche se penkh): Sachin Tendulkar's son (naam bhul gaya) assisted by Dona Ganguly
Spin Bowling Coach: Sunieiel Shetty & Shahid Kapoor
Wicket Keeping Coach: Parthiv Patel (yea...he will be the youngest coach in the world that time)
Now batting coaches
11 coaches for 11 batsmen in the batting order starting from openers:
Sunieiel Shetty, Rohan Gavaskar, Aamir Khan, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Gracy Singh, Smriti Irani, Mona Singh, Prabhu Deva, Rajnikant, Nagma & Shahid Kapoor in the batting order.
Running between the wickets coach: P.T. Usha
Catch Practice Coach: Govinda assisted by Emran Hashmi
Massage Therapy: Mallika Sherawat
Fitness & Yoga Coach: Baaba Ramdev
BCCI President: Rabri Devi (because Lalu Prasad Yadav has already served two times and he couldn't contest again! So, he made Rabri Devi as the president using all his influence.)
BCCI Treasurer: Vijay Mallya's son
Manager: Sangita Bijlani
Coach: Not just one coach! The following are all the coaches for various functions.
Pace Bowling Coach: Shoaib Akhtar replacing Bret Lee
Medium-pace (hallu ): Sachin Tendulkar err....Sachin is still playing...sorry, it's Mithali Raj, the ex-captain of women's world cup winning Indian Women Cricket Team!
Slow Medium-pace (thoda hallu): Anil Kumble
Very Slow Medium-pace (aur thoda hallu): Ravi Sastri (part time) & Sanath Jayasurya (full time) assisted by Narayan Kartikeyan
Dead Slow Bowling Coach: Mandira Bedi
Under-arm Bowling Coach (neeche se penkh): Sachin Tendulkar's son (naam bhul gaya) assisted by Dona Ganguly
Spin Bowling Coach: Sunieiel Shetty & Shahid Kapoor
Wicket Keeping Coach: Parthiv Patel (yea...he will be the youngest coach in the world that time)
Now batting coaches
11 coaches for 11 batsmen in the batting order starting from openers:
Sunieiel Shetty, Rohan Gavaskar, Aamir Khan, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Gracy Singh, Smriti Irani, Mona Singh, Prabhu Deva, Rajnikant, Nagma & Shahid Kapoor in the batting order.
Running between the wickets coach: P.T. Usha
Catch Practice Coach: Govinda assisted by Emran Hashmi
Massage Therapy: Mallika Sherawat
Fitness & Yoga Coach: Baaba Ramdev
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