Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Indian Cricket Team in 2037

Indian Cricket Team Composition in 2037

BCCI President: Rabri Devi (because Lalu Prasad Yadav has already served two times and he couldn't contest again! So, he made Rabri Devi as the president using all his influence.)

BCCI Treasurer: Vijay Mallya's son

Manager: Sangita Bijlani

Coach: Not just one coach! The following are all the coaches for various functions.

Pace Bowling Coach: Shoaib Akhtar replacing Bret Lee

Medium-pace (hallu ): Sachin Tendulkar err....Sachin is still playing...sorry, it's Mithali Raj, the ex-captain of women's world cup winning Indian Women Cricket Team!

Slow Medium-pace (thoda hallu): Anil Kumble

Very Slow Medium-pace (aur thoda hallu): Ravi Sastri (part time) & Sanath Jayasurya (full time) assisted by Narayan Kartikeyan

Dead Slow Bowling Coach: Mandira Bedi

Under-arm Bowling Coach (neeche se penkh): Sachin Tendulkar's son (naam bhul gaya) assisted by Dona Ganguly

Spin Bowling Coach: Sunieiel Shetty & Shahid Kapoor

Wicket Keeping Coach: Parthiv Patel (yea...he will be the youngest coach in the world that time)

Now batting coaches
11 coaches for 11 batsmen in the batting order starting from openers:

Sunieiel Shetty, Rohan Gavaskar, Aamir Khan, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Gracy Singh, Smriti Irani, Mona Singh, Prabhu Deva, Rajnikant, Nagma & Shahid Kapoor in the batting order.

Running between the wickets coach: P.T. Usha

Catch Practice Coach: Govinda assisted by Emran Hashmi

Massage Therapy: Mallika Sherawat

Fitness & Yoga Coach: Baaba Ramdev

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